“Lucien, I have a problem…” Issy sits, one leg hooked over the arm of the chair looking at a pile of papers. “Wrong, we have a problem…What’s the problem?” She holds up one of the papers “I am in need of your expertise with chaos and the like. I have to annoy Captain Lex enough that he goes to Anvil, Thieves guild business.” Hieronymus Lex, always hated that guy. He can never get my wanted posters to look right. “What kinda chaos?” I question, taking the paper. Typical thieves guild orders, cryptic and short, straight to the point. “Essentially a prank war.” Issy replies. “I’m in.” I put the paper down and walk over to the table, where I had been preparing more poison apples. The next part of the plan? A trip to the Imperial City to learn his routine and plan our tactics.
Later that night I find myself unable to sleep, too many thoughts bouncing around in my head. Issy had left hours ago, had to go back to Bruma for the next couple of days, and we had decided to rendezvous in the Imperial City next week. Sitting up in bed, somehow still full of energy I throw the covers back- did I remember to take my meds? I think I did, but I’m not sure. If I didn't, that would explain why I’m more hyperactive and with more racing thoughts than usual. Grabbing my guitar I strum a few notes and realize Issy had left the papers from the Thieves Guild here by accident. Looking them over a silly song idea pops into my head “Hieronymus Lex, I’m gonna get you someday Hieronymus Lex. I hope you understand that you are not my friend. Hieronymus Lex, I see you leaving with your imperial plans. Until we meet again. I hear you creeping around the corner, don’t wanna see your face around here no more... Hieronymus Lex, I see you leaving with your imperial plans, Lucien’s gonna get you soon Mr. Hieronymus Lex!” I work out the cords, and the tempo, and at some point end up running around my flat with a spoon singing it, however odd it may seem, it did at least make me tired. I write down the lyrics so I don’t forget them, Issy would probably find the whole idea thoroughly amusing.
I wake up to the sound of someone cutting something and roll over in bed, oh, it’s just Vicente. “When did you get here?” The vampire continues cutting the vegetables we had bought recently “Not long ago, I brought you breakfast.” Please just tell me it isn’t a severed goat head again. Luckily for me, it's just a pastry. With a mouth full of kouign amann I ask Vicente why he’s here, turns out, he just wanted to stop by and say hello, make sure I actually got groceries like I had said I would, and to take some of the poison apples I had made yesterday back to the sanctuary. I need to stop by there more often, usually when I go it's during a weekend when most of the others are off doing whatever it is they do on weekends. Most of the time it’s only Vicente, Issy, and one or two others, when Issy is not fighting Daedra and who knows what else. I make a mental note to stop by someday soon during the week to say hello, though preferably not when Matthieu Belemonte is around, he gives me a weird vibe…and I don’t think it’s only because I killed his mom as a kid…
After getting dressed and doing a bit of work Vicente and I decide to make lunch, particularly a dish called Kig ha-farz, a traditional dish of meats stewed with buckwheat stuffing, which quite literally translates when put from the original Breton into common as “meat and stuffing” and the assorted vegetables come in rather handy for. It’s nice, really, that despite growing up predominantly in Cyrodiil aside from my early childhood Vicente still makes a conscious effort to keep me connected to my Breton culture of origin. Sometimes I find I miss Daggerfall, but had I stayed there I have no idea how or where I would have ended up. I think it over as we cook, perhaps one of these days Issy and I will have to take a trip back to Daggerfall, the Iliac Bay is beautiful this time of year, perhaps we’ll bring Baurus with us too and take a quick side trip to Hammerfell as well. “What are you smiling about?” Vicente asks, drawing me out of my thoughts as he cuts up some of the meat for the stew. “Thinking Baurus, Issy and I should take a trip back to Daggerfall sometime soon.” Vicente hums “Bring me too, can show you all where I found a little Breton boy on the docks who had no concept of stranger danger.” Knowing that boy was me I roll my eyes, it would be interesting to see his view of the city, though. Vicente has seen quite a lot in the three hundred and some odd years he’s been alive and…well…unalive, too. I still remember the time he met Valan when he somehow ended up in Cheydinhal and the two bonded over their hatred of the island of Solstheim. Having never been I don’t exactly see what the fuss is about, it’s just an island with some strange events and vampires, but I digress, and from what they tell me the island doesn’t sound overly pleasant. Having finished cutting the meat Vicente adds it and allows it to cook until finished. Cooking the dish unfortunately takes several hours, hence the reason it’s not made regularly as neither of us often have that kind of time to sit around and wait, luckily today is one of the rare exceptions. No contracts to do, no other chores or tasks that need completing…aside from laundry perhaps, no today is a nice lazy day in which one can simply relax and plan for the week ahead.
Once the dish is finished and everything else is prepared we sit and eat and chat about a variety of topics before Vicente heads back to the quiet little city as nightfall approaches. It was a nice change of pace for a day and I have leftovers for tomorrow, always a good thing. Vicente even offered some information he’d gathered from the beggars regarding a certain imperial captain which should prove highly useful. It seems that the arcane university guards are also easily distractible and will often call for the captain if things go wrong. While not a student of the university myself, though I could be if I wanted to given Bretons having a natural affinity for magic. Isabelle however is enrolled there, having completed the rigorous and in my opinion outrageous, rather unethical, and in some cases almost cruel set of trials from each guildhall to gain admission. I still remember when I found her coughing up what could have been a small ocean after being nearly drowned on purpose when having to recover an enchanted ring from a well for the Cheydinhal guild chapter. The mages never bothered to tell her it had a burden enchantment until after it was retrieved. That reminds me, I may find her at the university in the imperial city, I know that’s where she was heading after meeting with The Blades, exams are coming up apparently. Laying in bed waiting for sleep to take me I’m glad in a way that I never had to be subject to exams, I don’t think I’d do very well on them personally, Vicente tutored me of course, in mathematics, reading, writing, and the like, but in a way that provided room for exploration and tailoring to the way I best retain information which is by doing. As a child to learn math we’d go on walks and count the different kinds of trees or flowers, reading practice would involve whatever books were in the local bookshop or sanctuary that were appropriate, writing and spelling involved not one, not two, but three languages. Common, my native Breton, and Daedric for some reason, though I must admit in this day and age the last one has come in handy more often than I’d like to admit. It’s also helpful if one ever visits Morrowind, most signage is written in the characters after all and not all establishments cater to outlanders or include a translation, some speaking and operating entirely on the traditional Dunmer language and writing system. I could have gone to school if I really wanted to, but it was easier the way it ended up, and I don’t regret the format my education took, if anything it’s had more advantages than disadvantages. Softly I hum a traditional tune, Hanter Dro, as I drift off to sleep in the quiet darkness of my little flat.
Upon waking up in the morning I toss a harmless ball of magic in the direction of the dark guardian, who I call Dennis, that wanders the hall on the other side of the gate and make a cup of tea. Packing doesn’t take long, it’s a short trip to the Imperial City after all, and having had breakfast and gotten dressed I set off, giving Shadowmere an apple and a pet to say good morning before we set off. Out of all the things and people in this world I love most, I think shadow is at the top of the list, perhaps tied with Vicente. She’s a good horse and always has been, and I love her more than life itself, she deserves all the apples and carrots in the mortal world, oblivion, and aetherius. Arriving at the imperial city I put her in the stable and leave her with one more pat before making sure the master of the stable takes good care of her. With that finished I find myself wandering my way through the city until I reach the gates of the university. “Haven’t seen you before sir, you a student?” A guard, one of the battlemages, asks, giving me an unsavory look “As a matter of fact no I’m not but I’m here to visit a student, Isabelle McKinnion, she should be expecting me.” The guard makes a noise and looks at the other guard who stands on the other side of the gate. Pulling out a forged document stating official business helps my case, and after a few minutes more of polite debate I’m let through onto the campus grounds. Note to self: thank Issy for the letter, and ask her to teach me how to be better at forging things. I’m an assassin by trade not a thief, my forging skills are in need of improvement as a result. Issy however operates as both trades as well as a member of The Blades who are notoriously known as the emperor's spy network and personal guard. If I remember correctly I think Valan may even be associated with them, and Juliette complets operations so secret she cannot even tell Baurus. I find Issy in the library among a pile of books almost as tall as her and scrawling notes on paper frantically “Whatever happened to pranking Lex so he moves to Anvil?” I ask sitting down on the carpet across from her “Exams happened.” she replies not looking up from her writing. “How long are you going to be at this?” I question, leading forward and resting my head on my arms “Until next week unless I can finish things earlier” she states while continuing to work. What…Next week?! How many exams are there anyways?! “Can you at least take a little break so we can do something actually fun?” Issy stops writing and looks up “The only ‘fun’ thing I’d like to do at the moment is to get a full night's sleep.” I’m sure I can somehow figure that out. “That can be arranged, I’ll help you study!” With a sigh she hands me a pile of books on conjugation and tells me to get studying. This shouldn’t be too bad…I hope. I suppose the prank war will have to resume at a later date, and I find myself very glad I never went to public school.
Bonus Lucien regarding the Lex problem: