Random stuff...I said I couldn't come up with anything to say for the explanation and I can't.
*Anna slides into video monitors view with jazz hands*
“Hello Internet!!! It's me, im still fabulous. We are going to go into the dark depths of the Internet, yes that is my social media tag.”
“Hey. Farkas? You wanna join me and we can search through the dark depths of Tumblr together?”
“Gladly.” *Farkas waves* Hello people's
“Okay so today we are going to go through my tumblr tag and see if there's anything going on. Hopefully not disturbing. Let's do it!”
“...I'm scared.”
“Honestly Farkas you should. You should be afraid. You should be very afraid.”
*searches up tag.*
Scrolling
Scrolling
Scrolling
“Hmm hmm hmm lets see, okay found something. Aaaannddd it's me with my hair from high school and senior prom ahhhh gods the cringeeeee. High school sucked for me tbh.”
*nudges anna* “see, homeschooled. Hahahaha.”
*glares and flaps hands at him* “fuck off.”
“Alright keep scrolling...pffft what is that???!!”
“I-I think its a bunch of tiny pics of my face photoshopped into someone's hair. Why?!”
*Vilkas walks in and stops abruptly*
“What. the. bloody hell...are you two doing?”
“Scrolling through the depths of tumblr.”
*sits down* “continue I'm joining you though.”
“Dawwwww it's a Chibi me with a flower crown! And it's you and me in manga form oh my gosh that's so good aaaaaaa!!!!”
“That is beautiful.” “...shut up.”
“Ohh no not again not again!”
*laughing...laughing...more laughing.*
“oooookkkkkaaaayyyy thare censored that's unbelievably censored dear gods no. No no no.”
*Vilkas looks at the camera after that* “just saying if you don't know, these two nerds *points* are Ace AF. Soo this shit *gestures to computer* is a no no. Definitely a no no. And me, I'm AroAce, so if I scroll through my tumblr tag I really hope I don't see any of this.”
“Now there's dragon flower crowns. What is it with the flower crowns people? I mean I like them as much as the next person, well kind of, maybe a bit more. But I'm really more of a down person myself, that's probably the elvish blood talking but still.”
“Alduin would look good with a flower crown don't ya think?” *laughs and falls over* (from floor) “I'm okay.”
“Okay I've had enough we have to go get flower crowns. Let's go Len, Farkas c’mon.” *drags both of them out the door* “we’re back! With motherfucking flower crowns!!! Ayyyy.”
“Oh look, it's Jillian rolling along the sea bottom. She's rolling in the deep *finger guns* haha.”
“Oh my gosh scroll down scroll down. *crying noises* aaaaaaaa”
*headdesks* “who made that” *groaning noises*
“When will it end?”
“Yeah that's a good question what is the process of making a flower crown. Like do you braid the stems or something *examines crown*”
*crying noises* “that's the best thing I've ever seen.”
“Let's check Twitter quickly.”
“It says @Anna_Lenox your really awesome and I love you and the twins flower crowns. Keep on being awesome! -Your BFF Jill ;)”
“Blaa.”
“This. Is my favorite thing on the Internet. Bless this post.”
“Oh my god. Oh dear, the anime is back. Dear lord. Pfffft.”
“Alright, Farkas I don't think it would be a complete tumblr experience without working through at least one piece of FanFiction.”
“Oh no.”
“ Vilkas I will warn you if you wanna leave.” “Okay. Though I doubt that will happen because if I ain't dealing with it, you won't be either.”
“It's FanFic it's a creative hobby. I've written FanFic. I mean not smut but definitely slightly filthy stuff.”
“Ann’s there's some creepy shit out there.” “Let's find a creepy one.” “Nooooooooo.” “I was joking calm down Farkas...oh wait, you're never calm. *glaring* I'm kidding I'm kidding *pats*”
“Found one. It's called the whisper fic.”
“Oh gods. This will be interesting.”
“Alrighty let's start...and hopefully not scar ourselves for life.
Farkas walks into the room and sees Anna sitting curled up reading a book. Her blonde hair let down and falls around her shoulders. She looks up at him ‘hello.’ He walks over to her and pushes her over onto the bed. ‘Hi.’ He whispers pinning her down and capturing her mouth.
“Aaaaannnndddd we’re done with that because based on what I skimmed of it that's smut. And around here, there is no smut. None.”
*all 3 pop up into shot*
“That concludes our video for today, once again my name's Anna, These two idiots are Farkas and Vilkas, also known as Husband, and Brother in law. So thanks for watching, if you liked it give it a thumbs up, and don't forget to subscribe! Bye!!”
Random stuff based off Dan and Phil vs Tumblr that I had an idea and thought was funny.
Until next time,
Max
Which of your OCs...
ReplyDelete...Gets weird anons 24/7
...Tags common triggers
...Posts dank memes
...Is trying to get the staff to end the porn bots
...Hunts for shoplifters to report
Sammie tends to get some pretty weird Anons
DeleteFarkas tags common triggers out of courtesy
Lani, Carmen and Xavier post all the dank memes
Honestly all of them are trying to get those bots taken down
Juliette hunts those shoplifters down
Which of your OCs...
...Has a ton of followers who never talk to them
...is an anti sjw
...makes gifs
...asks the staff to make things better on that website of sometimes terror
...makes anesthetics
...doesn't have social media
Steve has the silent followers.
DeleteMark and Landon are anti-SJW.
Tadashi makes GIFs.
Caitlin is the one who asks the website to make things better.
Matilda makes aesthetics.
Jordan doesn't have social media.
Who is Tadashi again? I don't remember hearing of them.
DeleteTadashi is the principal hornist of the Impulsive Brass Band.
DeleteCool!
DeleteSteve exploring Tumblr:
Delete*sees yaoi of him and some other guy*
Well, then.
Phillip exploring tumblr
Delete*sees yaoi of him and Everan*
-blushes profusely and nervously laughs-
Do: Your OCs reacting to the "My daddy lies" commercial
DeleteThe one with the little girl? I've never seen it so I looked it up.
DeleteHere's my paraphrased one,
With little 3-5 year old TES kiddos.
*Xavier* "my daddy sweetest daddy in the world."
*Juliette* "my daddy is the smartest."
*Lani* "my daddy is the handsomest."
*Carmen* "my daddy is the most clever"
*Sarah* "mine is the kindest"
*Phillip* (daddy is replaced with mommy in this case) "she is my superman!"
*Valan* "my daddy is just great."
*Issy* "My daddy wants me to do well in school."
*Everan* "My daddy lies."
*Voice over* "he lies about having a job *show Xavier's dad sitting at a table with papers* He lies about having money. *show Sarah's dad at the bank* He lies that he's not tired. *show Valan at his dad's death bed* He lies, that he's not hungry *Show Carmens dad looking at a farmers market* She lies that we have everything *show Phillips moms looking over the marriage equality papers* He lies about his happiness *Show Issy's dad mourning over his children's graves* He lies, because of me. *Show Annas dad telling someone that his child didn't spend their childhood mostly in a hospital*
"My daddy lies..."
*instrumental music*
Your turn!
The commercial is is Alex and Jordan in a nutshell. It would hit them pretty hard. Jordan thinks he can fake it, but Alex can see through a façade like glass. That girl cannot be fooled.
DeleteSteve would be able to relate to the father because that is what he is as a teacher...and as a person in general.
Caitlin would empathize with both sides. She takes a lot purely out of necessity, but she gives a lot too.
This honestly just makes my think of Alex and Jordan.
This mostly makes me think of Everan honestly. Mostly because his dad does lie, he lies that he's a nice person, he lies that he doesn't beat his son, he lies that he doesn't get drunk and gets angry, he lies that he didn't disown his son when he came out...he lies. Everan never liked his dad much in the first place whence he got old enough to realize what was happening, their relationship grew tense until the breaking point. He hates his dad and his dad hates him. It's Tragic really.
DeleteI think of it as sort of as a darker version, you have most of the earlier characters, whose parents are for a majority kind and caring, and have happy childhoods, until up to a point where their worlds come crashing down around them. And then it takes a darker turn, they realize that things are not how their parent(s) say they are. They can see right through the lies.
Do you have any parentless characters?
DeleteA few, mostly side characters, or there's Ali and two of my Neverwinter OCs and mostly all my Fallout ones too. Also Farkas and Vilkas never knew their parents, their dad died before the twins were born and their mother shortly after their birth due to complications. So they were raised by the rest of the companions.
DeleteDo you have any parentless characters?
-Caitlin and her sisters
Delete-A fair amount of Mindcrack students due to emancipation
-That's about it as far as I know.
Interesting.
Delete