Meet Alex

The newest member of The Fellowships group of friends, Alex the tenth grader, he's very funny, a total dork, a fellow percussionist, has a rather cynical sense of humor, is Ace Bi-Ro and is trying his best to get a boyfriend.

He also looks like if you combined Hawke and Fenris, so we have a joke that he's their secret child.

Besides being a dork Alex is also a black belt in Karate and Tae Kwon Do, and can kick your ass any day of the week...except maybe Monday's. And he likes texting my friends from camp....

Examples,
This be Alex
Hi
Max gave me their phone momentarily
Oh my goodness hi
So you wanna hear the thing they were gonna tell you
Yasss
Okay sooo...
Today in band I walk into the band room and jazz band messed everything up like the gong was out of place and the vibes were unplugged and messed up and the piano was ACROSS THE ROOM and I'm like "Wtf how'd this happen." And Steven is very nonchalantly like "Jazz band." And then another thing was that happened was I was telling Max about the stuff that we never use like temple blocks, and we get a new piece of music and Max taps me on the arm and is like "hey, Alex you know how you said literally two seconds ago that we NEVER use temple blocks? Well look what I'm playing." And they show me their music and it's a fucking temple block piece why why why why it was funnier in person.
Those gosh darn temple blocks at it again
That and the dang ratchet...yes that's an actual instrument it sounds terrible like a machine gun and It's Frank's instrument
I'm like what the heck Frank whys the thing that sounds like the definition of ear tourture your favorite instrument
And also the slapstick
It's such a stupid thing
It's two things of wood comnected by a hinge
We called it the clapper in middle school
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Honestly my favorite part about band is how deafeningly loud the trumpets are //directly in my ears//
Ohhh are trumpets play really quietly
We have loud flutes
//lucky//
Sarah gets annoyed at them
We have so many trumpets
So. Many.
Mostly the mean one named Charlotte who kicked me out of my table so I eat with Max and The Fellowship and Charlotte said she'd throw a rock at me
We have 11 trumpets and they still play softly
Ew fight Charlotte
I wanna
We have like 20 I cri
I'm a black belt in Karate and  Tae Kwon Do imma kick her butt but like gayly
You poor bean
*hugs*
Just like paint a rainbow on your foot and kick her face
Oh and I walked into M's learning center to say hi because they were just hanging out with Ms Suitor their aid and they have colored letters and M made one letter the colors of the ace flag (it was the letter A) and right next to it was one colored rainbow and we were like aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yaaaaasssssssssss
I'm going to roundhouse kick her and kick her legs out from under her and then back flip Ariel away
(I can also do some gymnastic like stuff because it's fun and good conditioning)
Fite Fite Fite Fite Fite Fite
Yassssssssssssssssssssssssss
🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 rainbows morherfuckers!!!!
*gay intensifies*
Soo much Gayyyy
*gayx2*

Tbh this looks like me the one on the left

And dis me too

Rek all enemies
Get Rekt
And we have Mr. M
Oo snap who that
A quote from him "get a baseball bat...and smash their bloody kneecaps like a badass."
Mr. McCarthy
Jacks aid
Whose hilarious
Aaa I getchu
They the Dinamic Duo
I agree with that quote entirely
Sammeeee
He's a baseball coach
He knows Max's bro
But knows them better than him
You have any funny quotes?
Ok tbh my band director says "I'm in shape round is a shape" every single day and I'm not sure if he's doing it on purpose or not
The extent of my interesting quotes tbh
Ok
Mr.scott just yells at percussion like gosh just stop okay we're trying back here we don't have chairs
Ok but why don't percussion people have chairs?????
Because Mr.Scott makes us stand and I poor Max has to sit on the ground or sneak over to the chairs in the back part where the jazz band section practices if they need to sit down because their legs hurt
#givepercussionistschairs2Kforever
Oh dear
#savepercussion2k16
Yasssssssssssss
Also I has update on #GetAlexaBoyfriend2016
Oh my god Tell me everything
I TEXTED HIM
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH I WAS REALLY NERVOUS
Holy heck
SO I WAS LIKE "Hey ---- it's Alex."
AND HE TEXTED BACK
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I WAS HYPERVENTILATING
LUCKILY MAX AND SARAH SAVED THE DAY
AND WE CONTINUED
A a a a a a a a a a a
So he was like "hey Alex what's up?"
Ohmyheck
And bring the socially awkward person I am I was like "nothing much, you?...(blah blah blah) what's
your favorite subject?? Mines History."
And then we ran into him today while walking My doge
Apparently my ears got really red
Oh my heck
I just stammered "hey heh heh nice night for a evening right?" And we bolted
*facepalms*
Oh my goodness I ship y'all so much
How do I get him to be gay with me
Just pour rainbows on him
He's like Everan and I'm like Phillip and it's just like aaaaaaa
Does it have to be liquid rainbow?
Any kind of rainbow will do as long as he comes in contact with it
I can get rainbow in liquid and solid form
Because solid I can ask ms suitor to cut a ton of rainbow paper and confetti it and makes all the people gay. Or I can ask my Lesbian homeroom and Max's science teacher for some water and food dye and get a bucket and dump it
Just do all of it and that'll surely succeed
Thank you
And the good thing is that M and Sarah are both staying at my house until Sunday because Max is just emotionally exhausted and Sarah's grandma's are busy with temple organizing something
Yayy
Ayy
It's funny because it's not even weird because we're all Ace and Gay AF
Gayyy
Like most teenagers if it's a boy, a girl and a person parents would be like "no!" And then with us it's like "okay. You won't do anything we trust you."
Gayyy
Lmao lucky my mom is like really homophobic so I'm like not allowed to hang out with my girlfriend most of the time because she knows she's gay (but not that we're together obvs) she needs to chill
:( you poor bean
My parents kinda know but not totally
They just know that Max isn't the best at home so if they need they mostly stay with Sarah and if she's not home or the Kramers aren't home then they comes to me
One night we stayed up and made a pillow fort and spent the entire night stirring in it with popcorn and books and P!ATD and movies it was awesome
The Kramers made a pillow fort in their basement and it's a permanent fixture there where they go and watch stuff
Gotta love those nerds
Aww y'all are adorable
Max complimented ur GF on their rainbow ghost icon on tumblr and they answered it
Max was happy
So tell ur GF you made the Smol gay beans day
Yaaassss
Yasssssss
But can you tell them that
You can't spell Yass without ass
Will do
She's not responding #shook
Thank
Okay I'm looking through some kiddie pictures and oh gosh the CRINGE
SO MUCH CRINGE
Oh dear
Ccccccrrrrrrriiiinnnnnggggggee
Honestly relatable
Same tbh
My life is just cringe
//same//
And Sarah did the funniest impersonation rn
Earlier we were arguing with Greyson about Trump
And she just goes up to him and says in a Bernie sanders voice like "We're tired of hear about you damn emails!"
And then Greyson was like "how do you do that?"
And she responds very nonchalantly  "I'm Smol, Gay and Jewish."
Omg me tho
Tbh goals I love her and Max they the QPP goals
High key goals
And Max thought of a ship name for their OCs the Evans's
It's called Rebellian
Rebecca/Lillian
They gay AF
YAsssssss
And so is Phillip
And these two are Gay AF too
Truuu
FenHawke is life
Ok tbh I know almost nothing about FenHawke but like I ship it
Fenris = broody elf
Hawke= protagonist and sarcastic asshole that's fluffy and dorky
Look up Fenris on google and go to DA wiki
Read artical
That's all I need to know to ship it
Or search FenHawke on tumblr
Hoo boi
If you wanna
No pressure
I'm tired
Remember kids peer pressure is never w fun sport
But for some reason Trauma doesn't classified as an extreme sport
Society wtf
It's my favorite sport come on
Besides kicking people's asses
And being a nerd
@society when can I participate in the Olympics for trauma
/////Same/////
Oh Dang so I'm on the FenHawke tag and dammmmmmmm this is some. Cute shit
Ikrrrrrrr
It's cute
10/10 A++ ship
It's my favorite pass time other than Max's OTP's with their OC's
I am #shook I did not sign up for this cute bullshit
I'm sorry
/shh don't apologize this is hecking adorable/
Did Max tell you how I look like their secret child
///oh my god yes///

 

And I suck at my coat skills
And my flirting skills
And my general life skills
But hey you're trying your Kanye best
What?
I need to pour rainbows on the boy
And make him Gayy(er)
Wait shit ok so I forgot that's not a regular thing to say
Woops
My favorite pastime is making puns on Kanye west
It ok fren
Nicee 👉🏻👉🏻
//what am I doing with my life//
Anyway
Same
I don't know
So I'm in the verge of falling asleep so I gotta blast fam
Bye fren
See ya tomorrow maybe
Byyo ✌️
Jordan it's Alex I found a gif that describes me and the guy I'm trying to be gay with me really really well!!!!!!

http://lickkageyamasballs.tumblr.com/post/114858936401
Oh my heck
Senpi!!!
!!!
!!!!
I'm really gay
And we are watching Law and Order
This one person just got Rekt
#r e k t

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Did I mention I'm also total trash
Cause I am
HOLY SHIT LETS TALK ABOUT TWENTY ONE PILOTS
OK I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH
YASSSSSS
I HAVE CRIED SO MUCH BECAUSE OF THESE FUCKERS GOD DAMN
I MEAN I LOVE TWENTY ONE PILOTS BUT IM MORE A FALL OUT BOY PERSON BUT TWENTY ONE PILOTS AAAAHHH GOSH
AND THEN ANOTHER SONG CALLED TAKE ME TO CHURCH
ITS SO EDGY AND I LOVE IT
I JUSSSSTTTTT
A A A A A A A A A A
SAME
IM. SO. SHOOK.
HOW
WHY YOU SHOOK FAM
TELL MEE
I JUSSST MY DADS
😂😂😂😂😂😂
BRENDON URIE IS MY DAD...OR ACTUALLY MY UNCLE FENRIS AND HAWKE ARE MY DADS
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE 21 PILOTS SONG
 A. L L
SO LIKE SLOWTOWN IS MY FAVORITE TO PLAY ON THE UKE BUT TEAR IN MY HEAR CATERS TO MY SAPPY FEEL AND MIGRAINE AND SCREEN MADE ME CRY THE OTHER DAY
SO MANY OPTIONS
YASSSSS
MY FAVORITE ONES DOUBT
YOU PLAY UKE??!
That's cool
YASS
lmao when I got it I looked on Amazon for the most emo uke I could find
I got a completely black one
10/10 emo
OMG YASSS
I HAVE BLACK TAE KWON DO ROBES
WITH A DRAGON ON THRM
AND I HAVE WHITE ONES FOR KARATE
H o l t heck
I LOOK LIKE A FRIKIN NINJA IN THE BLACK ONES BECAUSE IM A BLACK BELT
Lmao emo ninja
ohh funny thing
For Halloween im just wearing my Tae Kwon do robes and then if people ask me what I am I'm gonna say "A ninja."
I am THE EMO NINJA WHO THROWS RAINBOWS AT PEOPLE
Y a a a aa a s sssss
Yasssssssss
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😊

And this is if someone doesn't like my badass robes I'll show them this
Yassss
HOLY HECK THWRE WAS AN AD FOR THE TØP SHOW TONIGHT I CRI
AAAAAAAAAA REALLY
A A A A A A
WHERE WAS THE AD
😂 and I just realized something funny
ON THE TV IT WAS A COMMERCIAL SHIT I FORGOT THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE SOZ FAM
It's okay bro
There is a ten year old on a tv show for an ad that just asked "how do I talk to girls?" Omfg why
oh Hun no
Yore a fetus you don't need that
I know right
Like I'm 16 and then I'm just like "okay no ones hot, girls are kinda cute but GUYS. I'm Bi AF but like have a preference to boys."
And then want to know a fact
Lmao you old
Whatcha fact fam
Max is 4,11 and they turn 16 on March 27tg
It's crazy
I'm like 5,10 and 16 lmao
Y'all are old and need to chill
Hey we're not old
Elders
I'm like 14 you're basically my grandparents
Stopppppppp
That's not nice
Soz fam
The boy looks so nervous and I'm like "broooo it meeeee." But I can't be as bad as a ten year old at flirting, CAN I??
It okay
I mean you can if you believe in yourself
I think I'm probably worse than a twelve year old like I have a girlfriend I like I think we held hands once lmao
Imao
I'm just failing at getting a boyfriend
But I at least can text him and not be super awkward because I have time to think of what to say and my keyboard is set to English
Ayyyyyyy
Ayyyyy
Because we mostly speak manderin at home
That's p heckin rad
And at Sarah's they speak Yiddish/Hebrew because they Jew AF but their like reform Jew.  And Sarah went to a Jewish school on the upper east side
Oh yeah you think y'all are so culturally diverse yeah I went to Hebrew school for like a year when I was little yeah I'm so cool I remember two letters in Hebrew so like ha
Cool
I went to a Chinese preschool
I don't know how to respond so here a picture of my cat longing to play the piano (picture not available)
What a pure kitty. Or should I say a purrr kitty...horrid pun
Holy heck
I know
I can't think of any cat puns help
That was catastrophic
Oh no
CATastrophic👉👉👉
Ayy 👉🏻👉🏻
"You ain't taking my mayonnaise I swear." Omg chrisly knows best is the best I'm dying
Don't take their mayo man don't do it
This guy had his wisdom teeth out and the anistesisa part is hilarious
They say he lost his fake firrari and he starts crying among other stuff ahahahahahaha
Oh my gosh that's amazing
And their euphoric about donuts because their daughter told them to diet and exercise and I was laughing and there's a cheese truck
Oh my heck
The guy just got roasted so bad aaaaa
Lmao they say y'all very other word like same
😂😂😂
I just look really serious and slightly angry all the time
I'm an edgy gay teen what can I say
Omg same
We're all gay don't you think
I feel like gays just sort of gravitate towards each other
Literally every single one of The Fellowship is gay even the teachers
Gayyyy
Truu
The Smol gays are sitting in their fort and giggling
Awww
I just threw a blanket on them
#rekt
And I have a really cute story from today
Elaborate! Pls!
So as you know Sarah and M are at my house until tomorrow night, possibly Monday though because we all have band Tuesday morning and their stuff is here.
So today I walked in to M's room all messy haired and tired and still in my PJ's and I open the door and see M asleep and Sarah curled up against them and I was like "dawwwwww QPP goals." Then I woke 'em up
Awwww
I just kinda walked over to Sarah and poked her in the stomach
Rekt
Then she was like "huh? Oh."
And then smacked me with a pillow
Tell them I say they're both adorable
So we woke up Max
With that pillow
##rreekktt
And then they started tickling Sarah and it was really funny
She nearly fell off the bed
Oh my heck
Luckily I have ninja skills and caught her arm
It was an eventful morning
Oh my goodness
Then my doge walks in and looks so confused and I'm like "hey Henry you want some breakfast or did you just hear some noise." And he just gets up and runs down the hall and skids around the corner and down the stairs
A+ fren
He looks like a marshmallow he's a shiba inu
Holy heck meme dog
His names Henry and he's a Smol fluffy meme Pupper
What a 10/10 meme pupper

Dis him as a bby
So Smol so pure
Oh my god I love him

Here's him now
I love him
Taken yesterday with Sarah's fancy camera because photography
So do I
But I also love Yarrow Jonesys giant St. Bernard
I hope he's having a good day
He's had a fabulous day
Good. He deserves only the best.

Such a fluffy service Pupper
So squish
Such fluff
You have now met Alex.
Until next time, Max