Hi everyone my name is Jack. I'm merediths friend and I stole her phone and asked if I could write a guest post. She said yes so that's what I'm doing. You may also know me as the small kid who is from the picture of Greyson's cat in the tunnel or the friend who likes game of thrones and a song of fire and ice (the books GoT is based off of.) I like the books because there is adventure,action,fantasy and of corse dragons. My favorite characters are Dany Tagarayan (can't spell her first name do I just call her dany and pretty sure I spelled her last name wrong.) who is "the mother of dragons" and completely awesome, Tyrion Lannister because 1.he's cool 2. He's a good fighter 3. He's clever and sarcastic and funny 3. He's the only bit really weird one in his family 4. One word...Dwarves. Arya stark is probably my favorite character because she's a little badass with a sword named needle and a companion named "The Hound" also she had a friend named gendry who I'm still not sure if he's stopped rowing his little boat to Baravos. Arya used to live in the castle at winterfell but then had to leave. She joined an assassins guild but killed someone she wasn't supposed to and now she's blind!! She an awesome clever, sarcastic character who could kill someone in a bunch of different ways in a very short time. Valar morghulis. So those are my favorite GoT characters. Also being part of the friend group that I'm part of I like lord of the rings and the hobbit. Haldir is my favorite minor elven character in lotr and he didn't die at helms deep in the book so I refuse to believe it nor do any of my friends. Also no matter what people say Thorin oakinshield is the king under the mountain so Smaug shut up, bard killed you and your dead in a lake. No body likes mean dragons so stop killing the dwarves! Dwarves are people too! Also for those of you who don't know thorin oakinsheild is the leader of the dwarves who are going to take back their homeland, erebor from the evil dragon Smaug. There are thirteen dwarves and their names are Ori,Nori,Dori,Bifir,Bofer,Bomber,Oin,Gloin,Dwalin,Balin,Fili,Kili,Thorin and then there is the wizard Gandalf and the hobbit Bilbo baggins. Fili and Kili can be so stupid though, they lost 4 of the ponies when they were supposed to be watching them then made Bilbo go free them from three mountain trolls! By himself! Seriously who does that! Well this has taken like 20 minuits and meredith wants her phone back do I have to go now bye!!! I hope I can do this again!
Bye people who read merediths blog!
Jack Kramer
P.S hi everyone, it's meredith. As you can see jack stole my phone and made a post draft so that's why it's getting published late. You have officially met most of my friends, congratulations you made it through this post. We may do a little mini guest post series with me and Tony,Greyson and Jack. So you have more of my friends halarity to look forward to!
Until next time,
Meredith
Your friend Jack is quite funny.
ReplyDeleteHe is indeed. Also today during English class tony and I had finished our work so Tony took sticky notes and tape and made the fingers of saurons gauntlet along with the one ring and we acted out the prologue and first destruction of sauron. I was Isildur who was the guy who cut the ring from saurons finger but then he decided to keep it and then later he got killed by orcs. So I was isildur and Tony was sauron and lord elrond. Lord elrond is an elf who rules over the half elven people who are elves. His brother chose to be human so he's dead. (sauron is the main antagonist in lotr and is trying to get the ring back so he can destroy middle earth) yeah my friends and I are total nerds.
DeleteCoincidentally, I know someone named Jack! The Jack I know looks like he is an ENTP.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool that we both know people named Jack! The Jack I know likes to dress up in a blanket with his lothlorien leaf pin and walk around saying his house talking to people in sindiran elvish which is the informal elvish or occasionally in quaynian elvish which is the formal elvish. (Lorien is an elvish kingdom in middle earth which is where Haldir is a guard of and where Galadriel rules over with her husband celeborn.) He is also really good at geography.
DeleteThe Jack I know orders people around like he is the section leader (He isn't.) and cracks annoying jokes because he is a sanguine-choleric.
DeleteThe Jack I know is typically quiet unless someone says something that angers or annoys him then he will say something to them but he will be respectful. My friend group is typically the one that other kids find mysterious because we're quiet and keep to ourselves and like to read and play video games and other things that aren't really "popular kid things" we would rather sit around a table discussing Tolkien or the new Call of duty or talk about comic books or something than go watch sports or go shopping or stuff. My friends and I do play sports but not really competitive. Greyson plays hockey, Tony is on the school football team and Santi is the manager of the team because he can't play because of a recent heart surgery, Abbie plays field hockey, Mira plays soccer, Isabella does ballet,Jack manages the hockey team, I play golf and play football with my brother in the backyard.
DeleteIt sounds like you have an introvert club.
DeleteIndeed I do. Plus today in learning center I made aragorns sword out of paper so then when I showed it to my friends their reaction was halarious they were like "omg it narsil!! The king (in my case queen) of gondor has returned!!And then jack bowed and then so did tony and Greyson and then jack got up went and got his little crown that he made out of origami paper during art put it on my head and said gandalfs line which is "now come the days of the King. May they be blessed." It was really funny. My friends are the best. Their awesome.
DeleteBy the way, I replied to your comment on Clara's reaction. She is the spitting image of Louis XIV.
DeleteI replied to your comment that you left about Clara and advice for me to use if it happens again.
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